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ABOUT ME

► Name Jessie.
► Will you answer all questions truthfully
Probably.
► Are you single
No … not as far as I can tell.
► Are you happy
Yes, yes. I could be happier but I have very little to complain about.
► Are you Italian
No.
► Are you German No.
► Are you Asian
No.
► Are you angry?
A little, due to a fat-shaming buttface.
► Are you Irish  No.
► Are your parents still married They never married, thank goodness.

TEN FACTS
► Birth Place Penrith, Australia.
► Hair Color
➔ Dark Brown.
► Eye Color
Grey.
► Birthday
April 9th.
► Mood
Frustrated but otherwise content.
► Gender
 Female.
► Lefty or Righty
Righty.
► Summer or winter
Winter.
► Morning or afternoon
Afternoon.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love
I would not even know if I were, I don’t think.
► Do you believe in love at first sight
No.
► Who ended your last relationship
I don’t know if the things I have been involved with before even count as ‘relationships’ but either way I ended all of them.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart
➔ Erm, no. I don’t think I’ve broken any hearts, but I have upset some people, yeah.
► Are you afraid of commitments
Yeah, sometimes.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week?
➔ My dog and several family members at Christmas get-togethers.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I don’t think so.

► Have you ever broken your own heart? No, but I get the feeling something like that is coming.

TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust
Asking me right now would result in ‘LUUUUUUUST’ but I think in general, love.
► Lemonade or iced tea
Lemonade.
► Cats or Dogs
Both, really. But I guess if I had to pick one it’d be dogs.
► A few best friends or many regular friends
 A few best friends.
► Television or internet
 Internet.
► Pepsi or Coke
Coke.
► Wild night out or romantic night in
➔ Night in. Outside is scary.

► Day or night Day
► IM or Phone
IM, for sure. My phone has a tiny QWERTY keyboard and my fat fingers don’t tolerate it well.

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out
➔ No.
► Fallen down/up the stairs
Yes, many times. Once at school which remains one of the most humiliating moments of my life.
► White water rafted
 No.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker
I don’t think so, actually. I always got nauseous and put them somewhere and never came back to them.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt?
Yes.
► Prank called a store
No.
► Skipped school
Yes.
► Wanted to disappear
➔ Often.

TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes
Eyes.
► Light or dark hair
Dark.
► Fat or skinny
Chubby, preferably.
► Shorter or Taller
Almost frighteningly tall, please.
► Intelligence or Attraction
Urururgh a little bit of both. I guess I’ll go with attraction.
► Hook-up or Relationship
➔ Relationship.
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious
Funny and poor.

ABOUT ME
► Last Phone Call
I don’t really ring people ever. I can’t actually remember the last call I ade.
► Last phone call you received
  My grandma, I think.
► Last person you hung out with
➔ My brother and his friend.
► Last thing you ate
A Hawaiian meatball and rice.
► Last thing you drank
 Water.
► Last site you went to
Tumblr.
► Last place you were
My house? and before that my auntie’s house.

RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship
I … kinda?
► When was your last relationship
➔ Beginning of the year to kinda one-third of the way through the year? It was dumb.
► Do you still love them
I did not love them ever.

FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along
Most of the time.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life”
Not right now, no.
► Have you ever run away from home
Yes.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out
 No.

► If so, how long ➔ See above.

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends I hate pretty much all of my friends.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends
No.
► Who are/is your best friend(s)
Probably my dog, ahhaha.
► Who knows everything about you
No one.

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TW: weight loss.

Last week: 183.2 pounds/83.1 kilograms.

This week: 181.4 pounds/82.3 kilograms.

Eee! Maybe next week I’ll be in the 170s.

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TW: weight loss.

WOO!

Last weigh in: 185.8 pounds/84.3 kilos.

This morning: 183.2 pounds/83.1 kilos.

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Aha - my stepdad was a Hell’s Angel for yeeeeears and he gets so mad whenever I watch Sons of Anarchy.

“IT’S LIKE THE SHORTLAND STREET OF BIKE CLUBS.”

Hush, old man. Hush.

Edit: he’s still yelling

“YOU DON’T TAKE YOUR FUCKING CELLPHONE TO SHADY DEALINGS.”

“WHY AREN’T THEY USING SHOOOOOOOOTGUNS?!”

“OHHHHHHH MY GOD WHAT DO THEY THINK THEY ARE DOING?”

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.”

I think he secretly likes it tho.

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I got a haircut and now I look like Hermione. Red lipstick from job interview outfit try-outs.

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YAY nobody’s home and I get to mill about in my undergarments.

I am here to skank up your dashboards a lil’ bit.

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Outfit of the Day!

Did I really decide to wear this underwear all dang day? Yes I did. I needed something to offset how see-through this top is and my lone white bra was in the wash. It wasn’t too bad, just rolled up every now and then.

Skirt and belt: thrifted and altered, no label, approximate 14.

Blouse: vintage, thieved, St Michaels, size 14.

Cardigan: thrifted, vintage, Reno, size 16.

Stockings: Columbine, extra tall.

Shoes: vintage, thieved, Selby, size 9.

Cat: wouldn’t go away, seemed to demand photos.

Undergarments: vintage, thieved, McCoy.

No make-up, no problem.

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I have a pan of fudge on my knee

and I am just eating it

by the handful.

JESSIE LOOK AT YOUR LIFE LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.

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Haggis and I miss someone beardy.

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WELLINGTON ADVENTURES!

We went to the zoo and saw some MEERKATS I love meerkats so much. Then we went to a French restaurant and I ate so much I later barfed on the sidewalk. Then we took Bradley to the airport. Then I got real sad. Then I went and wandered about Cuba Street with Charlotte and we saw that dog and it hated Char and it was awesome. Now I’m back home and it’s so late and I’m so tired but my bed is going to suck this evening.

That’s all.

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