► Name ➔ Jessie.
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Probably.
► Are you single ➔ No … not as far as I can tell.
► Are you happy ➔ Yes, yes. I could be happier but I have very little to complain about.
► Are you Italian ➔ No.
► Are you German ➔ No.
► Are you Asian ➔ No.
► Are you angry? ➔ A little, due to a fat-shaming buttface.
► Are you Irish ➔ No.
► Are your parents still married ➔ They never married, thank goodness.
► Birth Place ➔ Penrith, Australia.
► Hair Color ➔ Dark Brown.
► Eye Color ➔ Grey.
► Birthday ➔ April 9th.
► Mood ➔ Frustrated but otherwise content.
► Gender ➔ Female.
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty.
► Summer or winter ➔ Winter.
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon.
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ I would not even know if I were, I don’t think.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ No.
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ I don’t know if the things I have been involved with before even count as ‘relationships’ but either way I ended all of them.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Erm, no. I don’t think I’ve broken any hearts, but I have upset some people, yeah.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Yeah, sometimes.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ My dog and several family members at Christmas get-togethers.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I don’t think so.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ No, but I get the feeling something like that is coming.
► Love or lust ➔ Asking me right now would result in ‘LUUUUUUUST’ but I think in general, love.
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Both, really. But I guess if I had to pick one it’d be dogs.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends.
► Television or internet ➔ Internet.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Night in. Outside is scary.
► Day or night ➔ Day
► IM or Phone ➔ IM, for sure. My phone has a tiny QWERTY keyboard and my fat fingers don’t tolerate it well.
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ No.
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Yes, many times. Once at school which remains one of the most humiliating moments of my life.
► White water rafted ➔ No.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ I don’t think so, actually. I always got nauseous and put them somewhere and never came back to them.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes.
► Prank called a store ➔ No.
► Skipped school ➔ Yes.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Often.
► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes.
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark.
► Fat or skinny ➔ Chubby, preferably.
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Almost frighteningly tall, please.
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Urururgh a little bit of both. I guess I’ll go with attraction.
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship.
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Funny and poor.
► Last Phone Call ➔ I don’t really ring people ever. I can’t actually remember the last call I ade.
► Last phone call you received ➔ My grandma, I think.
► Last person you hung out with ➔ My brother and his friend.
► Last thing you ate ➔ A Hawaiian meatball and rice.
► Last thing you drank ➔ Water.
► Last site you went to ➔ Tumblr.
► Last place you were ➔ My house? and before that my auntie’s house.
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ I … kinda?
► When was your last relationship ➔ Beginning of the year to kinda one-third of the way through the year? It was dumb.
► Do you still love them ➔ I did not love them ever.
► Do you and your family get along ➔ Most of the time.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ Not right now, no.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Yes.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No.
► If so, how long ➔ See above.
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ I hate pretty much all of my friends.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ No.
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ Probably my dog, ahhaha.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ No one.